URGENT GAYALIENS ALERT FROM EARL E. PUCKETT!

Here is an urgent video alert from my lookalike cousin Earl E. Puckett. He cannot tell me where he is right now because he does not want extra-terrestials to know where he lives. However, he has pleaded with me to share this warning about gay aliens that will probe and turn men and women into “homersexuals,” so to speak. I cannot verify any of his claims but I do now that Earl E. often watches too much of the History channel and forgets to take his meds. Pray for him.